It is a crisp Saturday morning in September at the Wellesley Farmers' Market. A woman in Lululemon athletic wear, fresh from a session at a boutique barre studio, inspects a bundle of heirloom carrots. She engages the farmer not about the taste, but about the specific biodynamic agricultural practices used in their cultivation. Nearby, a man in a Patagonia vest—the unofficial uniform of the suburban Boston gentry—discusses his son's college applications, casually mentioning that their "safety" is a small, prestigious liberal arts college with a single-digit acceptance rate.
This is not a caricature; it is a field observation from the heart of the Brahmin Belt, the constellation of affluent communities orbiting Boston where status is a quiet but fiercely competitive sport.
To understand pretentiousness in the Boston metropolitan area is to understand a cultural phenomenon distinct from the overt displays of wealth in Los Angeles or the raw corporate power of New York City. Bostonian pretension is a more complex, layered construct, deeply rooted in the region's Puritanical legacy of moral superiority, the intellectual elitism of its world-class universities, and the understated codes of its Brahmin past.
It is not merely about possessing wealth, but about possessing the correct kind of wealth, accompanied by the proper educational pedigree and a set of cultural signifiers that are both subtle and rigidly enforced.
To navigate this complex social terrain and produce a definitive ranking, this report employs a three-pillared analytical framework. Each town's "pretentiousness score" is a composite evaluation of its performance across these three critical domains.
This pillar provides the quantitative foundation, measuring the sheer economic firepower concentrated within a town's borders. It represents a formidable barrier to entry, ensuring a population that exists in a financial stratosphere far removed from state or national norms.
Many communities boast median household incomes surpassing $250,000, placing them among the wealthiest municipalities in the nation.
In the Boston area, money alone is insufficient for elite status; it must be paired with intellectual capital. This pillar measures a community's cultural currency in academic achievement, where educational attainment is a primary symbol of social standing.
Education is not just a path to a good job but a primary symbol of social standing and cultural capital.
This is the most qualitative yet essential pillar. It captures the perceived "vibe" of a town—its sense of exclusivity, its social stratification, and the palpable, often unspoken, belief that it is fundamentally better than other places.
Evidence drawn from community perceptions, online forums, and the unfiltered attitudes of locals and observers.
The annual school rankings act as a catalyst, generating intense demand among affluent, highly educated families. This demand inflates housing costs to astronomical heights, creating effective economic gates. Only high-income households can afford entry, which steadily elevates the town's wealth metrics. This wealthy, educated populace then supports high property tax rates to lavishly fund the very schools that attracted them, further cementing elite status and perpetuating a culture of exclusivity.
The towns under consideration are not a homogenous monolith of affluence. They cluster into distinct regional archetypes, each with its own unique "flavor" of pretentiousness.
Sprawling lots, historic colonial homes, winding country roads. Classic New England gentry where status is tied to acreage, legacy, and quiet exclusivity. "Old money" prestige defined by privacy and pastoral preservation.
Intellectual achievement is the ultimate currency. Dense concentration of professors, doctors, researchers, Nobel laureates. A Ph.D. valued more than a trust fund. Social hierarchies based on academic accomplishments.
The "Irish Riviera" - traditional, family-focused suburban culture. Ocean views as status symbols. High-ranking schools drive coastal real estate. Mix of old families and new money attracted by seaside amenities.
More "eclectic" and "quirkier" than South Shore. Historic fishing villages with old-money New England charm. Maritime heritage defines identity. Winding colonial streets and preserved architecture.
Not quite city, not quite suburb—a potent combination of both. Urban walkability with elite schools. Magnets for high-earning professionals in medicine, finance, technology. Short commute without sacrificing community.
While pretentiousness is inherently subjective, its core components can be measured. The following index consolidates the most critical quantitative indicators from the three pillars into a comprehensive comparison.
| Rank | Town | Region | Median HH Income | Per Capita Income | Median Home Value | Postgrad % | HS Rank | Tax Rate | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weston | MetroWest Gentry | $250k | $132k | $2.10M | 53% | #3 | $12.81 | 98.5 |
| #2 | Dover | MetroWest Gentry | $250k | $139k | $1.55M | 44% | #1 | $12.42 | 97.0 |
| #3 | Wellesley | MetroWest Gentry | $250k | $113k | $2.00M | 36% | Top 10 | $11.68 | 96.0 |
| #4 | Cambridge | Academic Aristocracy | $134k | $75k | $1.30M | 55% | N/A | $5.92 | 94.5 |
| #5 | Lexington | Academic Aristocracy | $219k | $110k | $1.70M | 62% | #2 | $13.80 | 93.5 |
| #6 | Newton | Urban Power Brokers | $185k | $95k | $1.60M | 56% | Top 10 | $10.52 | 92.0 |
| #7 | Brookline | Urban Power Brokers | $141k | $95k | $1.40M | 48% | Top 10 | $10.19 | 91.0 |
| #8 | Concord | Academic Aristocracy | $212k | $99k | $1.70M | 50% | Top 15 | $14.76 | 90.0 |
| #9 | Cohasset | Coastal Clique (South Shore) | $187k | $115k | $1.10M | 32% | #4 | $12.56 | 88.5 |
| #10 | Hingham | Coastal Clique (South Shore) | $181k | $104k | $1.25M | 41% | #22 | $11.56 | 87.0 |
| #11 | Belmont | Academic Aristocracy | $178k | $93k | $1.60M | 47% | #9 | $11.56 | 85.5 |
| #12 | Needham | MetroWest Gentry | $212k | $100k | $1.60M | 45% | Top 15 | $13.37 | 84.0 |
| #13 | Marblehead | Coastal Clique (North Shore) | $166k | $94k | $906k | 35% | Top 50 | $10.52 | 82.5 |
| #14 | Duxbury | Coastal Clique (South Shore) | $171k | $85k | $950k | 17% | N/A | $12.84 | 80.0 |
| #15 | Manchester-by-the-Sea | Coastal Clique (North Shore) | $180k | $99k | $1.10M | 36% | N/A | $10.60 | 78.5 |
| #16 | Winchester | Academic Aristocracy | $218k | $105k | $1.70M | 52% | Top 15 | $12.51 | 77.0 |
| #17 | Sudbury | MetroWest Gentry | $235k | $97k | $1.30M | 46% | N/A | $18.05 | 75.0 |
| #18 | Boxford | Coastal Clique (North Shore) | $193k | $91k | $1.08M | 28% | N/A | $15.22 | 72.0 |
| #19 | Swampscott | Coastal Clique (North Shore) | $130k | $75k | $691k | 31% | N/A | $11.50 | 68.0 |
| #20 | Scituate | Coastal Clique (South Shore) | $132k | $84k | $850k | 30% | N/A | $12.62 | 65.0 |
A crucial pattern emerges: the powerful causal relationship between elite public schools and all other metrics of exclusivity. School rankings generate intense demand → high real estate prices → economic gatekeeping → wealthy residents support high taxes → lavishly funded schools → perpetuated elite status.
Example: Belmont's #9-ranked high school drives its median price per square foot significantly higher than neighboring Arlington ($734 vs. $601). This cost of entry ensures only high-income households can move in, creating a self-reinforcing cycle of exclusivity.
Counting down Boston's Top 20 Most Pretentious Towns
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income well into six figures, per capita income $84k
Intellectual Superiority: 30% postgraduate degree rate - comfortable affluence rather than overwhelming
Cultural Self-Regard: Starter home for aspiringly pretentious - performance of status has begun
Kicking off the list is Scituate, a quintessential South Shore coastal town that serves as a "starter home" for the aspiringly pretentious. It has the requisite oceanfront real estate and a median household income well into six figures, but it lacks the extreme metrics of its more formidable neighbors.
With a per capita income of $84,117 and a postgraduate degree attainment rate around 30%, it demonstrates a comfortable affluence rather than an overwhelming one. Scituate's presence on this list signals the entry point into the Brahmin Belt—a place where the performance of status has begun, but has not yet been perfected into an art form.
Exceptional Affluence: Median home value around $690k, median income $130k+ - respectable but not overwhelming
Intellectual Superiority: 31% postgraduate degrees - comfortable but not dominant
Cultural Self-Regard: Pretentious by association and contrast - big fish next to Lynn
Located on the North Shore, Swampscott's brand of pretension is defined largely by its proximity to the city of Lynn. As one analysis notes, the North Shore is sharply divided between wealthy communities and low-income cities, with Swampscott being a prime example of an affluent town sitting directly adjacent to a working-class one.
This creates a palpable social boundary and a heightened sense of self-importance among its residents. While its median home value of around $690,800 and postgraduate degree rate of 31% are respectable, they are not overwhelming enough to push it further up the list. Swampscott is pretentious by association and contrast, a big fish in a small, socially stratified pond.
Exceptional Affluence: Named "richest small town" in state, median income approaching $200k, over half earn $200k+
Intellectual Superiority: 28% postgraduate degrees - comfort and space over intellectual posturing
Cultural Self-Regard: Quiet rural wealth enjoyed in private rather than performed in public
Boxford is the epitome of quiet, rural wealth. Named the "richest small town" in the state by one financial publication, it boasts a median household income approaching $200,000 and a population where over half of households earn more than $200k per year.
However, its pretentiousness is tempered by its more rustic and less culturally prominent character. It is a town of large, secluded properties where wealth is enjoyed in private rather than performed in public. With a postgraduate degree attainment of 28%, it values comfort and space over the intellectual posturing that defines towns higher on this list.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income exceeding $234k, 46% hold postgraduate degrees
Intellectual Superiority: 46% postgraduate degrees, excellent schools, highly educated population
Cultural Self-Regard: Quiet hum of wealth rather than sharp signal - reputation for being "boring"
A fixture of the affluent MetroWest corridor, Sudbury has all the quantitative markers of a top-tier suburb: a median household income exceeding $234,000 and a population where 46% hold postgraduate degrees. It is a beautiful, peaceful town with excellent schools, attracting families with the means to afford its high cost of living.
Yet, it often earns a reputation for being simply "boring". Sudbury's pretentiousness is solid but lacks a distinctive edge; it is the quiet hum of accumulated wealth rather than the sharp signal of cultural or intellectual dominance.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income over $218k, average home value exceeding $1.7M
Intellectual Superiority: A+ rated schools, strong educational focus, high achievement culture
Cultural Self-Regard: Model high-end suburb but lacks extreme outliers or unique cultural identity
Winchester is a perennial contender on lists of Massachusetts's wealthiest suburbs, and for good reason. Located just eight miles north of Boston, it combines convenience with significant affluence, boasting a median household income over $218,000 and an average home value exceeding $1.7 million.
Its public schools are rated A+, making it a magnet for high-achieving families. Winchester is a model of high-end suburban success, a town that checks all the boxes of wealth and education. It is a solidly pretentious community, but it lacks the extreme statistical outliers or the unique cultural identity required to break into the top tier.
Exceptional Affluence: Per capita income just shy of $100k, 48% of households earn over $200k
Intellectual Superiority: 36% postgraduate degrees, intellectualism layered onto coastal elitism
Cultural Self-Regard: Town name itself is performative pretension - Anglophilic grandiosity
The town's very name is a masterclass in performative pretension, a flourish of Anglophilic grandiosity that sets a high bar for its residents. This small North Shore enclave is defined by its seaside charm and considerable wealth, with a per capita income just shy of $100,000 and 48% of its households earning over $200,000 annually.
A significant 36% of its adult population holds a postgraduate degree, adding a layer of intellectualism to its coastal elitism. Its small size and relative distance from Boston's core, however, keep its particular brand of pretension contained, preventing it from ranking higher.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income over $171k, history of being seen as elite even by neighbors
Intellectual Superiority: Only 17% postgraduate degrees, less intellectual focus than top towns
Cultural Self-Regard: Known as "Deluxebury" - carefully maintained Stepford-like aesthetic of coastal perfection
Known colloquially and derisively as "Deluxebury," this South Shore town has cultivated a reputation for a specific kind of polished, homogenous affluence. It is a community of "old and rich" families and oyster farmers, where the local grocery store is said to have "every bottle perfectly facing outward" and a notable lack of an international food section—a telling detail about its cultural insularity.
With a median household income over $171,000 and a history of being perceived as "Brockton-By-The-Sea" by even wealthier neighbors, its pretentiousness is rooted in a carefully maintained, "Stepford wifey" aesthetic of coastal perfection.
Exceptional Affluence: Per capita income over $94k, 43% of households earn over $200k
Intellectual Superiority: 35% postgraduate degree rate, strong educational culture
Cultural Self-Regard: Historic soul of North Shore elitism, old-money New England charm both authentic and exclusionary
Marblehead is the historic soul of North Shore elitism. A coastal town steeped in maritime history, it exudes an "old-money New England charm" that is both authentic and exclusionary. Its winding, narrow streets are lined with beautifully preserved colonial homes, reflecting a deep reverence for history and pedigree.
The town's affluence is significant, with a per capita income over $94,000 and 43% of households earning over $200,000 per year. Combined with a 35% postgraduate degree rate, Marblehead's pretension is a powerful blend of historical pride, substantial wealth, and a strong, unyielding sense of local identity.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income soaring over $212k, median home value nearly $1.6M
Intellectual Superiority: Top-tier school system (Top 15 ranking), high educational attainment
Cultural Self-Regard: Can be "a bit snobby at times," consistent presence among nation's most affluent
Often mentioned in the same breath as its more famous neighbors, Wellesley and Newton, Needham is a formidable hub of suburban achievement. It boasts all the requisite credentials: a median household income soaring over $212,000, a median home value of nearly $1.6 million, and a top-tier school system.
One local observer noted that the town "can be a bit snobby at times," a reputation earned by its consistent presence among the nation's most affluent communities. Needham is the epitome of a high-status Boston suburb, lacking only the singular, defining characteristic—be it extreme wealth or intellectual dominance—that would place it among the absolute elite.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income $178k, median home price over $1.6M driven by schools
Intellectual Superiority: Astonishing 47% postgraduate degree rate, #9 ranked high school
Cultural Self-Regard: Intellectual capital as primary worth, NIMBYism + tax-averse founding story
Belmont is a powerhouse of the "Academic Aristocracy," a town where intellectual capital is the primary measure of a person's worth. Its identity is inextricably linked to its elite school system; Belmont High's #9 statewide ranking is a major force driving its median home price to over $1.6 million.
The town's commitment to education is reflected in its residents, an astonishing 47% of whom hold a postgraduate degree. This intellectualism is paired with a reputation for NIMBYism and a tax-averse nature, rooted in its founding by wealthy residents who seceded from neighboring towns to protect their assets. This combination of high-minded intellectualism and hard-nosed financial exclusivity makes Belmont a potent center of pretension.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income over $181k, per capita income exceeding $104k
Intellectual Superiority: Highly-regarded school system (#22 ranked high school), 41% postgraduate degrees
Cultural Self-Regard: Performative progressivism: BLM signs on million-dollar lawns while resisting affordable housing
As the unofficial capital of the South Shore elite, Hingham has perfected a particular brand of coastal pretension. The town combines significant wealth—a median household income over $181,000 and a per capita income exceeding $104,000—with a highly-regarded school system.
What elevates Hingham into the top 10 is the strong qualitative evidence of its cultural self-regard. Online discussions paint a picture of a community engaged in performative progressivism, famously displaying Black Lives Matter signs on million-dollar lawns while simultaneously resisting efforts to introduce economic diversity through affordable housing. This perceived hypocrisy reveals a deep-seated classism.
Exceptional Affluence: 48% of households earn over $200k annually, per capita income of $114,646
Intellectual Superiority: #4 ranked high school in Greater Boston, 32% postgraduate degrees
Cultural Self-Regard: More exclusive than Hingham - small, concentrated pocket of seaside elitism
If Hingham is the capital, Cohasset is the even more exclusive private resort of the South Shore. This small coastal town boasts the #4 ranked public high school in the entire Greater Boston area, a staggering achievement that fuels its hyper-competitive real estate market.
Its wealth is immense and concentrated; 48% of households earn over $200,000 annually, and its per capita income of $114,646 is among the highest in the state. With a median home price hovering around $1.1 million and a population where 32% hold postgraduate degrees, Cohasset represents a potent, condensed pocket of seaside elitism.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income over $212k, median home value ~$1.7M
Intellectual Superiority: Remarkable 50% postgraduate degree rate, wealth paired with intellectual depth
Cultural Self-Regard: Wealth comes with required reading list - Emerson, Thoreau, Alcotts define modern identity
Concord is where wealth comes with a required reading list. Its pretension is not merely financial but deeply intellectual and historical. The town's identity is inseparable from its legacy as the home of Emerson, Thoreau, and the Alcotts, and as a pivotal site of the American Revolution.
This historical and literary self-importance permeates modern life, creating a culture that is both highly educated and morally self-aware—this is, after all, the first community in the United States to ban single-serving plastic water bottles. With a remarkable 50% of its residents holding postgraduate degrees, Concord is a place where high-minded ideals are backed by serious money.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income $141k, but high property values in urban setting
Intellectual Superiority: Top-ranked schools, dense concentration of professionals from Longwood Medical, universities, Financial District
Cultural Self-Regard: Ultimate urban power broker - rare combination of urban walkability with elite schools
Brookline is the ultimate urban power broker, a town that functions as one of Boston's most desirable neighborhoods while operating its own elite public school system. Its tree-lined streets and historic brownstones are home to a dense concentration of the region's most successful professionals: doctors from the nearby Longwood Medical Area, professors from the city's universities, and executives from the Financial District.
Brookline offers a rare and coveted combination of "urban walkability with top-ranked schools," commanding high real estate prices and attracting a populace with both high incomes and high educational attainment. Its pretension is worldly and sophisticated, born from a fusion of urban access and suburban prestige.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income ~$185k, median home value over $1.5M across 13 villages
Intellectual Superiority: Extraordinary 56% postgraduate degree rate, one of most celebrated school systems in country
Cultural Self-Regard: Bastion of wealth with 13 distinct villages each with own social hierarchy
Known as "The Garden City," Newton is less a single town than a sprawling confederation of 13 distinct, affluent villages, each with its own subtle social hierarchy. It is a behemoth of suburban pretension, combining immense wealth with one of the most celebrated public school systems in the country.
The city's intellectual credentials are extraordinary, with an astounding 56% of its adult population holding a postgraduate degree—one of the highest rates on this list. Newton's pretension is comprehensive, deeply rooted in both its vast wealth and its profound commitment to academic excellence.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income over $219k, per capita income nearly $110k, homes ~$1.7M
Intellectual Superiority: #2-ranked public high school in metro area, highly educated international community
Cultural Self-Regard: Historical self-importance as "Birthplace of American Liberty" paired with modern academic elitism
Lexington's identity is a powerful and pretentious fusion of historical significance and modern intellectual elitism. As the "Birthplace of American Liberty," the town carries an air of historical self-importance that few other places can claim. This legacy is now paired with a modern reputation as a premier academic suburb, home to the #2-ranked public high school in the metropolitan area.
This educational prowess attracts a "highly educated" and diverse international community, driving the median household income to over $219,000. Lexington's pretension is twofold: it feels it is more historically important than other towns, and its academic achievements suggest it believes it is smarter, too.
Exceptional Affluence: Lower median income ($134k) but immense cultural currency and property values ~$1.3M
Intellectual Superiority: Global headquarters of intellectual pretension: Harvard + MIT, 55% postgraduate degrees
Cultural Self-Regard: Judged first by alma mater and contribution to human knowledge - ivory tower incarnate
Cambridge is the global headquarters of intellectual pretension. While its median household income is lower than the wealthiest suburbs, its cultural currency is arguably the most valuable in the world. Home to Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge is a city where social status is determined not by one's portfolio, but by one's curriculum vitae.
Life revolves around academic and intellectual achievement, fostering a culture where "ego here is more based on academic accomplishments". With 55% of its residents holding postgraduate degrees, Cambridge is the one place on this list where you are judged first and foremost by your alma mater.
Exceptional Affluence: Median household income surpasses $250,000 mark, average home value over $2M
Intellectual Superiority: Host of two elite colleges (Wellesley & Babson), perennial powerhouse school system, 36% faculty with postgrad degrees
Cultural Self-Regard: Platonic ideal of high-status Boston suburb, "suburban elegance" as cultural currency
Wellesley is the Platonic ideal of the high-status Boston suburb, a name synonymous with wealth, prestige, and manicured perfection. It consistently ranks among the wealthiest communities in America, with a median household income that surpasses the $250,000 mark and an average home value of over $2 million. It is the host of two elite private colleges, Wellesley College and Babson College, which infuse the town with an academic and ambitious atmosphere.
Wellesley is a near-perfect embodiment of the first two pillars of pretension—Exceptional Affluence and Intellectual Superiority—all wrapped in a package of "suburban elegance" that makes it an undisputed titan of the Brahmin Belt.
Exceptional Affluence: Single wealthiest municipality in Massachusetts with PCI of $138,720
Intellectual Superiority: Anchor of #1-ranked Dover-Sherborn Regional School District, 44% postgraduate degrees
Cultural Self-Regard: Actively hostile exclusivity - described as "creepy," life-threatening encounters for wrong turns
On a pure per-capita income basis, Dover is the single wealthiest municipality in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, with an astonishing PCI of $138,720. It is the anchor of the #1-ranked Dover-Sherborn Regional School District, the most coveted public school system in the state. It is the absolute pinnacle of the MetroWest Gentry archetype: exclusive, sprawling, and fiercely private.
What elevates Dover from merely wealthy to profoundly pretentious—and secures its #2 spot—is the overwhelming qualitative evidence of a uniquely aggressive and exclusionary culture. This is not the passive snobbery of a quiet country club; it is an active, almost hostile, enforcement of exclusivity.
Exceptional Affluence: Matches Dover's $250,000+ median income with even higher median home value exceeding $2.1M
Intellectual Superiority: 53% postgraduate degree attainment, #3 ranked high school, surpasses Dover's 44%
Cultural Self-Regard: Quiet, unshakable confidence of absolute status. "They don't want you there in a busy body way"
Weston is the undisputed champion, the most pretentious town in the Boston metropolitan area. It synthesizes the most extreme elements of all three pillars into a seamless, unassailable whole. In terms of affluence, it matches Dover's top-tier median household income of over $250,000 and boasts an even higher median home value. In terms of intellect, its high school is ranked #3 in the region, and a staggering 53% of its residents hold a postgraduate degree—a figure that surpasses Dover's 44% and rivals the most elite academic suburbs.
Weston represents the perfect fusion of extreme wealth, elite intellectualism, and an impenetrable culture of old-money privilege. It does not need to prove it is better than everywhere else; it simply assumes it.
This ranking of Boston's most pretentious towns reveals a landscape defined not by a single form of elitism, but by a rich and varied spectrum. Pretentiousness here is a multifaceted construct, ranging from the intellectual snobbery of Cambridge and the historical self-importance of Concord, to the polished coastal elitism of Hingham and Cohasset, and culminating in the landed, old-money gentry of Dover and Weston.
While the expressions of status may differ, the underlying ingredients remain consistent: a potent combination of exceptional wealth, elite educational attainment, and a powerful culture of exclusivity.
The analysis highlights a self-perpetuating cycle at the heart of the Brahmin Belt. The very mechanisms that create and sustain these "top towns"—nationally recognized public schools funded by high property taxes, supported by high-income, highly educated residents—are the same mechanisms that drive deep social and economic stratification across the metropolitan region.
The intense competition for entry into these communities inflates housing costs to levels unattainable for the vast majority of the population, creating islands of extreme privilege that are, by their very nature, exclusionary.
In the end, one is left to ponder the nature of this 21st-century aristocracy. Is the Brahmin Belt a modern bastion of the American meritocracy, where intelligence and hard work are rewarded with idyllic communities and unparalleled opportunities for the next generation?
Or is it simply a new iteration of an old-world social order, one that has replaced titles and lineage with new codes of status—the Ivy League degree, the seven-figure home, the top-ranked school district—but remains just as insular and exclusionary as the one it replaced?
The evidence suggests the latter. The towns on this list are not just places to live; they are platforms for the preservation and perpetuation of status, a modern testament to the enduring power of a culture built on exclusivity.
Data Collection Period: 2021-2025
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Each town receives a composite pretentiousness score (0-100) based on weighted performance across three pillars: Exceptional Affluence (40%), Intellectual Superiority (30%), and Cultural Self-Regard (30%). Rankings are determined by total composite scores.