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The Cringe Report #2: Time Capsules and Staging Fails
When 1970s Luxury Meets 2025 Buyers, and What NOT to Leave in Frame: How Decor Choices Narrow Your Buyer Pool
December 5, 2025
12 min read
BMAS Navigator Team•Market Intelligence & Buyer Strategy
This week: A $2.2M Reading estate frozen in 1978 with original shag carpet and harvest gold appliances, a Winchester colonial where controversial decor signals nostalgia for a 'very old' time, plus creative pricing psychology and clutter chronicles. Learn how presentation choices create negotiation leverage—and what sellers should blur or remove before listing.
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Welcome to The Cringe Report #2
This week we're exploring two very different types of 'cringe':
1. The Time Capsule Collection - A luxury 1978 estate in Reading where original 1970s finishes (shag carpet, harvest gold, wood paneling) are preserved in amber. This isn't just dated—it's a $100K-200K renovation signal.
2. Staging Gone Wrong - A historic Winchester colonial where controversial decor visible in photos signals nostalgia for a 'very old' time that could narrow the buyer pool. This teaches us what sellers should blur or remove before listing.
The lesson: Presentation choices create leverage. For buyers, that means opportunity. For sellers, that means review your photos carefully.
1. The Time Capsule Collection - A luxury 1978 estate in Reading where original 1970s finishes (shag carpet, harvest gold, wood paneling) are preserved in amber. This isn't just dated—it's a $100K-200K renovation signal.
2. Staging Gone Wrong - A historic Winchester colonial where controversial decor visible in photos signals nostalgia for a 'very old' time that could narrow the buyer pool. This teaches us what sellers should blur or remove before listing.
The lesson: Presentation choices create leverage. For buyers, that means opportunity. For sellers, that means review your photos carefully.
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Cringe Report Disclaimer
What we're doing: Analyzing listing presentation strategy and teaching negotiation tactics.
What we're NOT doing: Judging homeowners' situations, mocking people, or making assumptions about personal beliefs.
The reality: Everyone's circumstances are different. Poor presentation often signals life complexity (estate sales, divorce, job loss) not laziness. We're here to help you spot opportunity, not pile on during difficult times.
All properties: Publicly listed, currently active (or recently sold), town names only in headlines. All content and photos are publicly available and marketed to the public.
Note: This is not investment advice. Make your own decisions. Do your own research. Consult with applicable advisors and professionals. This is for entertainment purposes only and not intended as any sort of professional advice.
What we're NOT doing: Judging homeowners' situations, mocking people, or making assumptions about personal beliefs.
The reality: Everyone's circumstances are different. Poor presentation often signals life complexity (estate sales, divorce, job loss) not laziness. We're here to help you spot opportunity, not pile on during difficult times.
All properties: Publicly listed, currently active (or recently sold), town names only in headlines. All content and photos are publicly available and marketed to the public.
Note: This is not investment advice. Make your own decisions. Do your own research. Consult with applicable advisors and professionals. This is for entertainment purposes only and not intended as any sort of professional advice.
📊This Week's Cringe Properties at a Glance
| Property | Built | Price | DOM | Key Cringe Factor | Est. Leverage |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reading Time Capsule | 1978 | $2.2M | 83 | Original 1970s everything (shag, harvest gold, paneling) | 10-15% |
| Winchester Staging Fail | 1913 | $1.7M | 13* | Controversial decor visible in photos | 8-12% |
Winchester property went UNDER_CONTRACT after 13 days—proving that even with staging issues, well-priced historic homes in desirable locations can move quickly. But the staging choices likely narrowed the buyer pool. Total potential savings if you bought both with strategic offers:* $300K-$450K versus asking prices. Let's break down each property.
🕰️CRINGE #1: The Reading 1978 Time Capsule Estate
📍 Location: Reading, MA 💰 Listed Price: $2,225,000 📅 Built: 1978 🛏️ Stats: 3 bed, 4 bath, 4,000 sqft, 2 acres ⏱️ Days on Market: 83 📸 Photo Count: 62 View Listing on Zillow →
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The Cringe Factor: 1970s Luxury Frozen in Time
The Listing Says: 'One of Reading's most wonderful lots, 2 wooded acres with quiet seclusion... Contemporary design with complete amenities including full chef's kitchen... Resort and spa amenities including tennis court, hot tub, Finnish sauna...'
What the Photos Show:
🚩 Original 1970s Finishes Preserved:
• Shag carpet (likely original 1978)
• Harvest gold appliances or fixtures
• Wood paneling (possibly knotty pine or dark paneling)
• Avocado green accents (bathrooms, kitchen)
• Dated light fixtures (brass, frosted glass)
• Original 1970s cabinetry and hardware
• Wall-to-wall carpeting in living spaces
• Dated bathroom tile and fixtures
🚩 The Luxury Estate Problem:
• At $2.2M, buyers expect modern finishes
• 'Contemporary design' claim conflicts with visible 1970s elements
• 'Chef's kitchen' should have modern appliances, not harvest gold
• 4,000 sqft with original finishes = $100K-200K renovation signal
🚩 The 83 Days on Market Signal:
• High for Reading at this price point
• Suggests buyers are scared by renovation scope
• No price reductions yet, but seller motivation building
• Owner-listed (FSBO) = may lack professional staging/photography advice
🚩 The Description vs. Reality Gap:
• Listing emphasizes 'resort amenities' (tennis, sauna, hot tub)
• But photos show dated interior finishes
• Buyers think: 'We're paying for land + amenities, not finishes'
• Mental adjustment: $150K-250K for full interior renovation
What the Photos Show:
🚩 Original 1970s Finishes Preserved:
• Shag carpet (likely original 1978)
• Harvest gold appliances or fixtures
• Wood paneling (possibly knotty pine or dark paneling)
• Avocado green accents (bathrooms, kitchen)
• Dated light fixtures (brass, frosted glass)
• Original 1970s cabinetry and hardware
• Wall-to-wall carpeting in living spaces
• Dated bathroom tile and fixtures
🚩 The Luxury Estate Problem:
• At $2.2M, buyers expect modern finishes
• 'Contemporary design' claim conflicts with visible 1970s elements
• 'Chef's kitchen' should have modern appliances, not harvest gold
• 4,000 sqft with original finishes = $100K-200K renovation signal
🚩 The 83 Days on Market Signal:
• High for Reading at this price point
• Suggests buyers are scared by renovation scope
• No price reductions yet, but seller motivation building
• Owner-listed (FSBO) = may lack professional staging/photography advice
🚩 The Description vs. Reality Gap:
• Listing emphasizes 'resort amenities' (tennis, sauna, hot tub)
• But photos show dated interior finishes
• Buyers think: 'We're paying for land + amenities, not finishes'
• Mental adjustment: $150K-250K for full interior renovation
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The Opportunity Angle
What This Really Signals:
✅ Major Renovation Opportunity - Original 1970s finishes = everything needs updating
✅ Land Value Play - 2 acres in Reading is valuable; house is secondary
✅ Motivated Seller - 83 DOM + owner-listed = seller may be ready to negotiate
✅ Renovation Runway - You can modernize to your taste, not live with someone else's choices
Your Strategic Move:
Scenario A: Buy + Full Renovation (Forced Appreciation)
• Offer: $1,950,000-$2,000,000 (10-12% discount)
• Renovation budget: $150K-250K (kitchen, baths, flooring, lighting, paint)
• Total investment: $2,100,000-$2,250,000
• Post-reno value: $2,500,000-$2,700,000
• Equity creation: $250K-$450K
• Timeline: 6-9 months
Scenario B: Buy + Live With It (Minimal Investment)
• Offer: $2,000,000-$2,050,000 (8-10% discount)
• Accept 1970s finishes, focus on structural/systems only
• Cosmetic updates only: $30K-50K (paint, lighting, minor fixes)
• **Good for buyers who appreciate retro charm or have renovation timeline
The Math (Full Renovation Approach):
• Asking price: $2,225,000
• Your offer: $1,975,000 (11% discount)
• Reasoning: 'Original 1970s finishes throughout, 83 days on market, major renovation needed'
• Renovation: $200,000 (kitchen gut, 4 baths, flooring, lighting, paint)
• Total investment: $2,175,000
• Market value with modern finishes: $2,600,000+
• Instant equity: $425K+
Specific 1970s Elements to Budget For:
• Kitchen: $60K-100K (cabinets, appliances, countertops, flooring)
• Bathrooms (4): $40K-80K (tile, fixtures, vanities)
• Flooring: $25K-40K (remove carpet, refinish hardwood, new where needed)
• Lighting: $10K-20K (replace dated fixtures)
• Paint: $15K-25K (entire interior)
• Windows: $20K-40K (if original 1978 windows need replacement)
The Seller's Position:
• 83 days on market = carrying costs piling up
• Owner-listed = may lack professional negotiation experience
• No price reductions yet = they may be holding out, but pressure building
• They'll listen to $2M offers seriously
✅ Major Renovation Opportunity - Original 1970s finishes = everything needs updating
✅ Land Value Play - 2 acres in Reading is valuable; house is secondary
✅ Motivated Seller - 83 DOM + owner-listed = seller may be ready to negotiate
✅ Renovation Runway - You can modernize to your taste, not live with someone else's choices
Your Strategic Move:
Scenario A: Buy + Full Renovation (Forced Appreciation)
• Offer: $1,950,000-$2,000,000 (10-12% discount)
• Renovation budget: $150K-250K (kitchen, baths, flooring, lighting, paint)
• Total investment: $2,100,000-$2,250,000
• Post-reno value: $2,500,000-$2,700,000
• Equity creation: $250K-$450K
• Timeline: 6-9 months
Scenario B: Buy + Live With It (Minimal Investment)
• Offer: $2,000,000-$2,050,000 (8-10% discount)
• Accept 1970s finishes, focus on structural/systems only
• Cosmetic updates only: $30K-50K (paint, lighting, minor fixes)
• **Good for buyers who appreciate retro charm or have renovation timeline
The Math (Full Renovation Approach):
• Asking price: $2,225,000
• Your offer: $1,975,000 (11% discount)
• Reasoning: 'Original 1970s finishes throughout, 83 days on market, major renovation needed'
• Renovation: $200,000 (kitchen gut, 4 baths, flooring, lighting, paint)
• Total investment: $2,175,000
• Market value with modern finishes: $2,600,000+
• Instant equity: $425K+
Specific 1970s Elements to Budget For:
• Kitchen: $60K-100K (cabinets, appliances, countertops, flooring)
• Bathrooms (4): $40K-80K (tile, fixtures, vanities)
• Flooring: $25K-40K (remove carpet, refinish hardwood, new where needed)
• Lighting: $10K-20K (replace dated fixtures)
• Paint: $15K-25K (entire interior)
• Windows: $20K-40K (if original 1978 windows need replacement)
The Seller's Position:
• 83 days on market = carrying costs piling up
• Owner-listed = may lack professional negotiation experience
• No price reductions yet = they may be holding out, but pressure building
• They'll listen to $2M offers seriously
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Due Diligence Checklist for 1970s Time Capsule Properties
Before offering:
📋 Systems inspection - 1978 build = 47 years old, check HVAC, electrical, plumbing
📋 Asbestos testing - 1970s homes often have asbestos in flooring, insulation, ceiling tiles
📋 Lead paint - Pre-1978, but verify if any additions/renovations
📋 Window condition - Original 1978 windows likely need replacement ($20K-40K)
📋 Roof age - When was it last replaced?
📋 Foundation - 1970s builds can have settling issues
📋 Electrical panel - May need upgrade for modern appliances
📋 Plumbing - Galvanized pipes? Copper? Age and condition
📋 Comparable analysis - What did other 4,000 sqft Reading homes sell for recently?
📋 Renovation permits - Check town hall for any previous work
Red flag triggers (walk away or adjust offer):
• Asbestos remediation needed ($20K-50K)
• Major systems failures (HVAC, electrical, plumbing)
• Foundation issues
• Roof needs immediate replacement ($30K-60K)
• Windows all need replacement + you discover structural issues
Green flags (proceed with confidence):
• Systems updated in last 10-15 years
• No asbestos concerns
• Foundation solid
• Roof has 5+ years left
• Windows replaced within last 20 years
📋 Systems inspection - 1978 build = 47 years old, check HVAC, electrical, plumbing
📋 Asbestos testing - 1970s homes often have asbestos in flooring, insulation, ceiling tiles
📋 Lead paint - Pre-1978, but verify if any additions/renovations
📋 Window condition - Original 1978 windows likely need replacement ($20K-40K)
📋 Roof age - When was it last replaced?
📋 Foundation - 1970s builds can have settling issues
📋 Electrical panel - May need upgrade for modern appliances
📋 Plumbing - Galvanized pipes? Copper? Age and condition
📋 Comparable analysis - What did other 4,000 sqft Reading homes sell for recently?
📋 Renovation permits - Check town hall for any previous work
Red flag triggers (walk away or adjust offer):
• Asbestos remediation needed ($20K-50K)
• Major systems failures (HVAC, electrical, plumbing)
• Foundation issues
• Roof needs immediate replacement ($30K-60K)
• Windows all need replacement + you discover structural issues
Green flags (proceed with confidence):
• Systems updated in last 10-15 years
• No asbestos concerns
• Foundation solid
• Roof has 5+ years left
• Windows replaced within last 20 years
📸CRINGE #2: The Winchester Staging Gone Wrong
📍 Location: Winchester, MA 💰 Listed Price: $1,725,000 📅 Built: 1913 🛏️ Stats: 7 bed, 3 bath, 2,998 sqft, 0.30 acres ⏱️ Days on Market: 13 (went UNDER_CONTRACT 11/27/2025) 📸 Photo Count: 32 🏛️ Status: UNDER_CONTRACT View Listing on Zillow →
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The Cringe Factor: What NOT to Leave in Frame
The Core Problem: Historic homes (1913) have charm, but when your decor signals nostalgia for a 'very old' time that could be off-putting to a portion of potential buyers, you're narrowing your buyer pool unnecessarily.
Photo Red Flags:
🚩 Controversial Imagery Visible:
• Decor items, artwork, or photographs that signal nostalgia for eras that could offend
• Items visible in mirrors, reflections, or background of photos
• Personal collections or memorabilia that signal specific political/historical views
• These items may be meaningful to the seller but alienate 30-50% of potential buyers
🚩 The Historic Home Amplification:
• At 112 years old, every visible element tells a story
• Buyers already assume 'needs updating' - controversial decor adds another layer
• Historic homes attract diverse buyers; controversial items narrow that pool
• In competitive markets like Winchester, you want the widest buyer pool possible
🚩 The Reflection Problem:
• Photos often catch items in mirrors or glass
• Photographers should review for reflections before publishing
• Virtual staging can replace controversial items without changing the house
🚩 The 'Sold As Is' Signal:
• Listing says 'requires some updating and is being sold as is'
• Combined with controversial decor = buyers think 'this is going to be a project'
• Mental adjustment: Some buyers walk away entirely
The Lesson for Sellers:
• Blur controversial images - Use photo editing to blur or remove items
• Virtual staging - Replace controversial decor with neutral items
• Review all photos - Check mirrors, reflections, backgrounds
• Widen buyer pool - Don't let personal decor choices limit your market
Note: All content and photos are publicly available and marketed to the public. This analysis is about presentation strategy, not personal beliefs.
Photo Red Flags:
🚩 Controversial Imagery Visible:
• Decor items, artwork, or photographs that signal nostalgia for eras that could offend
• Items visible in mirrors, reflections, or background of photos
• Personal collections or memorabilia that signal specific political/historical views
• These items may be meaningful to the seller but alienate 30-50% of potential buyers
🚩 The Historic Home Amplification:
• At 112 years old, every visible element tells a story
• Buyers already assume 'needs updating' - controversial decor adds another layer
• Historic homes attract diverse buyers; controversial items narrow that pool
• In competitive markets like Winchester, you want the widest buyer pool possible
🚩 The Reflection Problem:
• Photos often catch items in mirrors or glass
• Photographers should review for reflections before publishing
• Virtual staging can replace controversial items without changing the house
🚩 The 'Sold As Is' Signal:
• Listing says 'requires some updating and is being sold as is'
• Combined with controversial decor = buyers think 'this is going to be a project'
• Mental adjustment: Some buyers walk away entirely
The Lesson for Sellers:
• Blur controversial images - Use photo editing to blur or remove items
• Virtual staging - Replace controversial decor with neutral items
• Review all photos - Check mirrors, reflections, backgrounds
• Widen buyer pool - Don't let personal decor choices limit your market
Note: All content and photos are publicly available and marketed to the public. This analysis is about presentation strategy, not personal beliefs.
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The Opportunity Angle: What Buyers Can Learn
What This Signals:
✅ Presentation Failure - Seller/agent didn't review photos for controversial items
✅ Narrowed Buyer Pool - 30-50% of buyers may have been turned off
✅ Quick Sale Despite Issues - Went under contract in 13 days = well-priced for location
✅ Renovation Opportunity - 'Sold as is' + 'requires updating' = negotiation room
For Buyers (If Property Comes Back on Market):
Your Strategic Move:
• Offer: $1,550,000-$1,600,000 (7-10% discount)
• Reasoning: 'Historic home requiring updates, staging choices narrowed buyer pool'
• Renovation budget: $75K-150K (kitchen, baths, systems, cosmetic updates)
• Total investment: $1,625,000-$1,750,000
• Market value with updates: $1,900,000-$2,000,000
• Equity creation: $150K-$275K
The Math:
• Asking: $1,725,000
• Your offer: $1,575,000 (9% discount)
• Renovation: $100,000 (kitchen, 3 baths, cosmetic updates)
• Total investment: $1,675,000
• Post-reno value: $1,950,000+
• Equity: $275K
For Sellers (The Lesson):
• Review all photos before publishing
• Blur or remove controversial items visible in frame
• Use virtual staging to replace problematic decor
• Widen buyer pool - Don't let personal choices limit your market
• Professional photography - Hire someone who knows what to look for
Why This Matters:
• In competitive markets, you want the widest buyer pool
• Controversial decor can reduce offers by 20-30%
• Virtual staging costs $500-2,000 but can increase sale price by $25K-50K
• It's not about changing your beliefs—it's about presentation strategy
✅ Presentation Failure - Seller/agent didn't review photos for controversial items
✅ Narrowed Buyer Pool - 30-50% of buyers may have been turned off
✅ Quick Sale Despite Issues - Went under contract in 13 days = well-priced for location
✅ Renovation Opportunity - 'Sold as is' + 'requires updating' = negotiation room
For Buyers (If Property Comes Back on Market):
Your Strategic Move:
• Offer: $1,550,000-$1,600,000 (7-10% discount)
• Reasoning: 'Historic home requiring updates, staging choices narrowed buyer pool'
• Renovation budget: $75K-150K (kitchen, baths, systems, cosmetic updates)
• Total investment: $1,625,000-$1,750,000
• Market value with updates: $1,900,000-$2,000,000
• Equity creation: $150K-$275K
The Math:
• Asking: $1,725,000
• Your offer: $1,575,000 (9% discount)
• Renovation: $100,000 (kitchen, 3 baths, cosmetic updates)
• Total investment: $1,675,000
• Post-reno value: $1,950,000+
• Equity: $275K
For Sellers (The Lesson):
• Review all photos before publishing
• Blur or remove controversial items visible in frame
• Use virtual staging to replace problematic decor
• Widen buyer pool - Don't let personal choices limit your market
• Professional photography - Hire someone who knows what to look for
Why This Matters:
• In competitive markets, you want the widest buyer pool
• Controversial decor can reduce offers by 20-30%
• Virtual staging costs $500-2,000 but can increase sale price by $25K-50K
• It's not about changing your beliefs—it's about presentation strategy
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Seller's Photo Review Checklist
Before publishing listing photos, review for:
✅ Controversial imagery - Artwork, photographs, decor that could offend
✅ Personal items - Family photos, religious items, political memorabilia
✅ Reflections - Check mirrors, glass, shiny surfaces for visible items
✅ Background details - What's visible behind the main subject?
✅ Collections - Personal collections that signal specific views
✅ Books/magazines - Visible titles that could signal political views
✅ Clutter - Personal items that should be removed before photos
Solutions:
• Blur in post-production - Use photo editing software
• Virtual staging - Replace items with neutral decor
• Remove before photos - Best solution: remove items entirely
• Professional photographer - Hire someone experienced in real estate
• Review before publishing - Don't assume photographer caught everything
The Goal: Widen your buyer pool, not narrow it. Presentation matters.
✅ Controversial imagery - Artwork, photographs, decor that could offend
✅ Personal items - Family photos, religious items, political memorabilia
✅ Reflections - Check mirrors, glass, shiny surfaces for visible items
✅ Background details - What's visible behind the main subject?
✅ Collections - Personal collections that signal specific views
✅ Books/magazines - Visible titles that could signal political views
✅ Clutter - Personal items that should be removed before photos
Solutions:
• Blur in post-production - Use photo editing software
• Virtual staging - Replace items with neutral decor
• Remove before photos - Best solution: remove items entirely
• Professional photographer - Hire someone experienced in real estate
• Review before publishing - Don't assume photographer caught everything
The Goal: Widen your buyer pool, not narrow it. Presentation matters.
💡The Pattern: Presentation Psychology Creates Leverage
Notice what both properties teach us:
- •Dated finishes signal renovation costs - 1970s decor = $100K-200K renovation signal
- •Controversial decor narrows buyer pool - 30-50% of buyers may walk away
- •Historic homes amplify mistakes - Every visible element tells a story
- •Days on market + presentation issues = leverage - 83 DOM + dated finishes = motivated seller
- •Photo review matters - Sellers should blur or remove controversial items
- •Virtual staging works - Can widen buyer pool without changing the house
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Your Photo Analysis Framework
For ANY listing you're evaluating, systematically score photos:
DATED FINISHES (Dock $100K-200K for major spaces)
• 1970s: Shag carpet, harvest gold, avocado green, wood paneling = $150K-250K renovation
• 1980s: Oak cabinets, brass fixtures, popcorn ceilings = $75K-150K renovation
• 1990s: Builder-basic, dated tile, old appliances = $50K-100K renovation
CONTROVERSIAL STAGING (Narrow buyer pool by 30-50%)
• Controversial imagery visible = some buyers walk away
• Personal items that signal specific views = reduced offers
• Reflections showing problematic items = presentation failure
• Mental adjustment: 5-10% discount for narrowed buyer pool
MOTIVATION SIGNALS (Add 2-5% leverage)
• High days-on-market (60+)
• Owner-listed (FSBO) = may lack professional advice
• 'Sold as is' language = seller wants out
• No price reductions yet but DOM building = pressure mounting
YOUR OFFER FORMULA:
Fair market value (from comps)
− Dated finishes penalty
− Controversial staging penalty
− Motivation discount
= Your maximum offer
Then verify with inspection contingency and negotiate further if issues found.
DATED FINISHES (Dock $100K-200K for major spaces)
• 1970s: Shag carpet, harvest gold, avocado green, wood paneling = $150K-250K renovation
• 1980s: Oak cabinets, brass fixtures, popcorn ceilings = $75K-150K renovation
• 1990s: Builder-basic, dated tile, old appliances = $50K-100K renovation
CONTROVERSIAL STAGING (Narrow buyer pool by 30-50%)
• Controversial imagery visible = some buyers walk away
• Personal items that signal specific views = reduced offers
• Reflections showing problematic items = presentation failure
• Mental adjustment: 5-10% discount for narrowed buyer pool
MOTIVATION SIGNALS (Add 2-5% leverage)
• High days-on-market (60+)
• Owner-listed (FSBO) = may lack professional advice
• 'Sold as is' language = seller wants out
• No price reductions yet but DOM building = pressure mounting
YOUR OFFER FORMULA:
Fair market value (from comps)
− Dated finishes penalty
− Controversial staging penalty
− Motivation discount
= Your maximum offer
Then verify with inspection contingency and negotiate further if issues found.
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What to Include:
• Listing URL (Zillow, Redfin, Realtor.com)
• Town + price
• What makes it cringe (be specific)
• Your theory on what this signals
Send to: hello@bmas.dwellchecker.app
Subject Line: Cringe Report Submission
If we feature your submission:
✅ Recognition in next week's report (named or anonymous, your choice)
✅ Free 30-minute buyer strategy consultation ($300 value)
✅ Early access to next week's report before public release
What to Include:
• Listing URL (Zillow, Redfin, Realtor.com)
• Town + price
• What makes it cringe (be specific)
• Your theory on what this signals
Send to: hello@bmas.dwellchecker.app
Subject Line: Cringe Report Submission
If we feature your submission:
✅ Recognition in next week's report (named or anonymous, your choice)
✅ Free 30-minute buyer strategy consultation ($300 value)
✅ Early access to next week's report before public release
📅Coming Next Friday
Next week's Cringe Report will feature:
- •Creative Pricing Psychology - When sellers choose $847,777 instead of $850,000
- •The Clutter Chronicles - When sellers forget to clean before listing
- •More Time Capsules - Other decades preserved in amber
- •User Submissions - Your cringe finds from this week!
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